


A day begins with a log on
Status updated on phone
Mention something about the morn’
Or the night just gone
If still sleepy say it!
Sleepless night it was that’s perfect!
You have nothing to spit
Ooh... Up you just make it!
Think something catchy
Make peoples thoughts itchy
What do I write…? “Life is bitchy!”
And comments flow… “Wow! Great Ritchie.”
In the Mat update your status
“The tout really pissed u!s”
“Am on a plane to Kansas”
Or, “Wasee niko na Marcus”
The real maniacs come in
“Niko lunch Pizza inn”
“Who wants Chapati Maini?”
And fellows hastily comment in
Profiles they edit frequently
From single to engaged hurriedly
Changes reflected on the wall aptly
Then married to now single instantly
Work productivity dwindling
Majority of staff facebooking
From morning to evening
Somebody has been nothingning
Friend requests clog notifications
From known to unfamiliar relations
Then invites flow in succession
Man! Isn’t there auto deletion?
When you think you are done
Think twice my dearest fan
Someone just sent you lunch at one
Ooh, lunch ya power… eat, if you can
Come think of it positively
Birthdays are spent cheaply
Wishes on wall sent profusely
Birthday Cards are dying off rapidly
Momentarily this is my dissertation
Next time will give more elucidation
Just pointing facebook is an addiction
Maniacs watch out or end in rehabilitation