Facebooking – mania

A day begins with a log on

Status updated on phone

Mention something about the morn’

Or the night just gone

If still sleepy say it!

Sleepless night it was that’s perfect!

You have nothing to spit

Ooh... Up you just make it!

Think something catchy

Make peoples thoughts itchy

What do I write…? “Life is bitchy!”

And comments flow… “Wow! Great Ritchie.”

In the Mat update your status

“The tout really pissed u!s”

“Am on a plane to Kansas”

Or, “Wasee niko na Marcus”

The real maniacs come in

“Niko lunch Pizza inn”

“Who wants Chapati Maini?”

And fellows hastily comment in

Profiles they edit frequently

From single to engaged hurriedly

Changes reflected on the wall aptly

Then married to now single instantly

Work productivity dwindling

Majority of staff facebooking

From morning to evening

Somebody has been nothingning

Friend requests clog notifications

From known to unfamiliar relations

Then invites flow in succession

Man! Isn’t there auto deletion?

When you think you are done

Think twice my dearest fan

Someone just sent you lunch at one

Ooh, lunch ya power… eat, if you can

Come think of it positively

Birthdays are spent cheaply

Wishes on wall sent profusely

Birthday Cards are dying off rapidly

Momentarily this is my dissertation

Next time will give more elucidation

Just pointing facebook is an addiction

Maniacs watch out or end in rehabilitation